The Man Who Missed The Ball On The First Tee At St Andrews by H M Bateman. As this illustration is titled, the man in his wonderfully colourful golfing jumper has just missed the ball. Everyone leans back in shock at the sight of it. The clubhouse has turned to jelly, the Grand Hotel is quaking. Everyone is looking. There are ghosts of golfers past floating in the air, it is such a shocking event.