Love-lorn lyrics of a lonesome lad. Illustration shows a lonely man with arms crossed and chin on his chest, sitting in a chair next to a small table with a shelf of books, his dog at his feet, and on the table a tobacco pipe billowing smoke showing the faces of five beautiful young women that are just pipe dreams. Includes lyrics by Breton Braley about a man who doesn't know how to begin attracting a girlfriend. Date 1911 February 15.